In my house we eat chicken

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In my house there is only one thing for dinner “CHICKEN”. When the kids ask “Mommy what is that?” the answer is always “CHICKEN”; Fish = Chicken, Ham = Chicken, Turkey = Chicken, Meat is Chicken, Sausage = Chicken. The believe from my kids that chicken is on their plate, has make dinner time much easier.
Cassie (10) knows now the truth and she goes along with our perpetual lie and I dont feel guilty about it as long the eat, now, if I can find a way to make them eat vegetables and everything will be great.